UFOS TRY TO GO HOME
OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS THE UFOS WHO CRASH LANDED HERE LAST WEEK HAVE BEAN TRYING TO RETURN HOME. THEY CALLED IN THE HELP OF LEPRECHAUN SCIENTIST BILL BOBSON TO REPAIR THERE SPACE SHIP. WHEN BOBSON DECLARED THE SPACE SHIP UNFIXABLE THE UFOS RAN INTO THE WILD. TEN SEARCH PARTIES HAVE BEAN SENT OUT BUT SO FAR BUT NOBODY HAS FOUND ANYTHING.
UFO SPREAD ALIEN DISEAS
SEVERAL OF THE UFUS (UNIDENTIFIED FROCKING UNICORNS) THAT WERE PRESENT AT THE UFO CRASH HAVE BEGUN TO GET UNCURABLE HICCUPS. THEY ALSO HAVE RASHES THAT NO AMOUNT OF BABY POWDER CAN GET RID OF. DR. ROB LAWSON A DOCTOR AT FII HOSPITAL SAYS "THEY ARE IN A CRITICAL CONDITOION. WE CANNOT TELL IF THEY WILL LIVE TO FROCK AGAIN." UFUS WERE NOT AVAILABLE FOR INTERVIEW.
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